We have seen an increase in the number of roving gangs of teenage girls who deliver gifts of cookies to people's houses. This menace can not be stressed too forcefully. Thankfully, these two insipid little blighters got their just desserts [2]. Spurning the opportunity to attend a dance, they chose to spend their night baking cookies for unsuspecting neighbours. Thankfully, one of the neighbours managed to successfully sue them for $900 in medical fees after they frightened her by banging on her door to give her the cookies.
Secondly, we have uncovered evidence of an alien invasion. Maintain constant vigilance.
Thirdly, the problem of dangling prepositions is growing, too. See how the title of this blog entry is NOT "Things to beware of"? This is because a preposition at the end of a sentence is something up with which I will not put.
Update [1] Be aloof. We have enough lerts now.
Update [2] I mis-spelled this - it's "just deserts", from the same root as "deserve". However, in this context, I think "desserts" works rather well.
Update: It seems cats are evil, too.