katia75014 "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "Mine less then"
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Starbucks Hard Mode: use your Polish housemate's name.
When Vancouver fireworks so hard that car alarms start going off.
Every single time I get home... fb.me/1hpnc34YR
kcimc main lesson from facebook news feed study: if you want to significantly manipulate people's emotions, just publish a psychology paper.
Today I learned: hendiadys (n): the rhetorical device whereby a single idea is expressed more emphatically using... fb.me/6OaSWW68g
Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!
@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.
Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6pVM3p8DR
Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6GHiT2MO9
Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.
I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.
Canada be all "What? We had our Thanksgiving like a month ago. We'll damn well play Christmas music in the shops if we want to".
WombatSam I think I've grown out of Nine Inch Nails. The thought fills me with angst, despair & fury. If only there was a band that reflected my pain.
That time when you visit your first Starbucks in
a year, panic about their terminology, and ask for "coffee".
I'm at The Residences On Georgia, East Tower (Vancouver, BC) 4sq.com/18IgeT7
First day of work (@ Facebook) 4sq.com/19QK30P