Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

Recent tweets

@GideonFCarstens Okay, then I was right the first time: you seem to have missed the entire point.

via YoruFukurou in reply to GideonFCarstens

@GideonFCarstens You appear to have missed the entire point of that article. Or you didn't read it.

via YoruFukurou in reply to GideonFCarstens

andrew_flower Noon Gun: "IT'S F@#$ING NOON EVERYBODY"

via web (retweeted on 12:01 PM, May 17th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

@stucorbishley @RianVDM "I have nothing to say so I will just lol" - @stucorbishley, 2012

via YoruFukurou in reply to stucorbishley

Just Cape Town's way of saying "welcome home" http://t.co/4PwL16VC

via Instagram

The best thing about jet lag is getting to see the sun rise over Cape Town.

via YoruFukurou

I remain invisible to the motion detectors in airport bathroom basins.

via Twitter for iPhone

Folding your clothes is for *outward* trips.

via YoruFukurou

You overhear the darnedest things on the streets of San Francisco. "I'm disengaging now. This is like that time you asked me to marry you."

via Twitter for iPhone

Giants vs Padres, AT&T Baseball Park. American traditions are unintelligible.

via Twitter for iPhone

@zefrank You mean "Bear having the best time on a trampoline at its fourth birthday party (sponsored by the U.S. National Park Service)" ?

via YoruFukurou in reply to zefrank

darb I know how you joburgers can really give SANRAL the finger: use public transport and car pool. That will teach those dicks.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Apr 25th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

@atmos Three weeks (May 12) - I'd be super keen for a beer or four if you're free.

via YoruFukurou in reply to atmos

I survived the cold in San Francisco yesterday, but not the torrent of "you're wearing shorts!" comments.

via YoruFukurou

@simondlr Having breakfast! Didn't I make that clear? ;-)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to simondlr

Breakfast at Facebook HQ - slightly better than lunch was at Google HQ (@ Facebook HQ w/ 7 others) http://t.co/orfWQtTM

via foursquare from Menlo Park, CA

At Facebook headquarters - "The Hacker Company" @ Facebook HQ (Menlo Park) http://t.co/8jVMFJk5

via Instagram from Menlo Park, CA

New startup idea: installing hot and cold water taps in showers in the Bay Area. You're welcome.

via Twitter for iPhone

Finally (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ 82 others) http://t.co/HKPv6v7Q

via foursquare from San Francisco International, CA

I'm at Heathrow. Where is Gate TBA?

via Twitter for iPhone

Happy Independence Day, Zimbabwe @ Zimbabwe House http://t.co/8daMR0Xb

via Instagram from Westminster, London

Google Lunch (@ Google UK w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/9X3sBquW

via foursquare from Westminster, London

I appear to have arrived in California almost a week early? http://t.co/2bpI1mq9

via Twitter for iPhone