Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

Recent tweets

BassonWillem @froztbyte what are you presenting next year?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Apr 11th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte Final warning before I ask you to leave the conference.

via YoruFukurou in reply to froztbyte

Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 28th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.

via web in reply to froztbyte

amandapalmer no, @Sting has no plans to come to be ninja gig. but i just ran into the chief of staff of the united Nations. and she's coming.

via Twittelator (retweeted on 5:42 AM, Mar 20th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

scaleconf Fascinating stories of scale + beautiful Cape Town in April makes ScaleConf a great conf for international attendees! bit.ly/1c1s9KW

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2014 via web)

Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6pVM3p8DR

via Facebook

Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6GHiT2MO9

via Facebook

Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.

via web

I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.

via YoruFukurou

Canada be all "What? We had our Thanksgiving like a month ago. We'll damn well play Christmas music in the shops if we want to".

via YoruFukurou

scaleconf Reminder: Speaker submission open at bit.ly/1ac5viA. It can be small-to-medium, big-to-massive, tech, people, culture, local/global!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Nov 4th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

scaleconf Lessons learned while scaling @2goMessenger - one of Africa's largest social networks - without funding or sleep! bit.ly/194UFfR

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Oct 29th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

WombatSam I think I've grown out of Nine Inch Nails. The thought fills me with angst, despair & fury. If only there was a band that reflected my pain.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Oct 28th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client)

scaleconf Got stories of scaling to tell the world? Talk submissions for ScaleConf 2014 (Apr 10-11) now open at: bit.ly/1ac5viA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Oct 24th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

That time when you visit your first Starbucks in
a year, panic about their terminology, and ask for "coffee".

via Twitter for Android

I'm at The Residences On Georgia, East Tower (Vancouver, BC) 4sq.com/18IgeT7

via foursquare from Greater Vancouver, British Columbia

Vancouver right now: Twelfth Night, Act 5, Scene 1, line 386

via iOS

Good morning, Vancouver.

via Twitter for iPad

Poor Telkom callcenter drone. "Okay, I'm going to cancel the line, when are you leaving?" "About 4pm." "... TODAY?"

via YoruFukurou

"If you wish to upgrade your Telkom line, press 3. If you wish to cancel, press 4 so we can put you on hold FOREVER."

via YoruFukurou

Presenting: the entirety of all Jonathan's worldly possessions. pic.twitter.com/03XeZMdGj2

via web

It's good to know that you can always go to YouTube and search for "here hold my beer and watch this".

via YoruFukurou