Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

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JonDonnis I was in a band in the 90s called "Homeopathy".

We were a bit like Placebo, but not quite as good.

via web (retweeted on 1:19 PM, May 13th, 2013 via web)

alexmaughan Re previous tweet: this guy cracked the security and is now seeding. Many leechers revolving around him. pic.twitter.com/qeO4S4gdlK

via Camera on iOS (retweeted on 7:15 PM, May 10th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

alexmaughan New security measure against piracy by the music industry. pic.twitter.com/oMhfNdzvrr

via iOS (retweeted on 7:15 PM, May 10th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

AvoidComments The comments section: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

via Don't Read the Comments (retweeted on 12:05 PM, May 3rd, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

@mrtazz @nuknad @scaleconf Fly safe, thanks again for coming!

via YoruFukurou in reply to nuknad

@lieseltheron I will contact you if there is space.

via YoruFukurou in reply to lieseltheron

@barry_botha Waiting list of around thirty people. Sorry!

via YoruFukurou in reply to barry_botha

scaleconf Speaker Spotlight: a South African currently working at Facebook, @nxsy hasn't found the time to write a bio for us: scaleconf.org/speakers/neil_…

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Mar 13th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

Me - 0 : 1 - Single-serving tabasco sauce bottle. I don't *deserve* this breakfast.

via YoruFukurou

They keep announcing that all outstanding passengers for my flight should go to the gate. I know I'm good, but am I outstanding? I'll wait.

via Twitter for iPhone

scaleconf One week left of Early Bird tickets! Sign up now before the prices go up! scaleconf.org/purchase

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Feb 26th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

@warwickp Definitely recording talks this time. Will pour a drink out on Kirstenbosch lawns for you! Good luck with the move...

via YoruFukurou in reply to warwickp

@warwickp Any chance you can wangle a trip out to ScaleConf 2013 in April? Would be great to see you!

via YoruFukurou

scaleconf Speaker Spotlight: Amazon's inimitable @milesward is going to talk at about ROBOTS IN SPACE: scaleconf.org/speakers/miles…

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Feb 19th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

AGNOfficial Male athlete of the year in track and field is Oscar Pistorius

via UberSocial for BlackBerry (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Feb 18th, 2013 via web)

BUT VIOLETS AREN'T GENERALLY BLUE

via YoruFukurou

@ixhd STOP TWEETING AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD

via YoruFukurou in reply to ixhd

There are 18700 hits on google for "neatoness". That's neato.

via YoruFukurou

@benmeier_ I ran out of space listing the things included. Kirstenbosch costs R380 p/p p/day for meals and catering. Seeing it?

via web in reply to benmeier_

@benmeier_ A normal conference will cost around R6000. You're paying for meals, parties, shirt, lanyard, coffee, speakers, venue, wifi...

via web in reply to benmeier_

scaleconf Registration is now open for ScaleConf 2013! Check out our awesome speaker lineup: scaleconf.org

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Feb 4th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

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via web (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Jan 25th, 2013 via web)