Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

Recent tweets

@aszyma I wish I'd seen this seven hours ago. I was indeed in SFO. Sorry if I missed you!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to aszyma

Smoke detector went off for the third time. This is my first American Thanksgiving, but I guess that means we eat now?

via Twitter for Android from San Francisco, CA

katia75014 "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "Mine less then"
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:42 AM, Oct 31st, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Starbucks Hard Mode: use your Polish housemate's name.

via Twitter for Android

When Vancouver fireworks so hard that car alarms start going off.

via Twitter for Android

Every single time I get home... fb.me/1hpnc34YR

via Facebook

kcimc main lesson from facebook news feed study: if you want to significantly manipulate people's emotions, just publish a psychology paper.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jun 29th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Today I learned: hendiadys (n): the rhetorical device whereby a single idea is expressed more emphatically using... fb.me/6OaSWW68g

via Facebook

BassonWillem @froztbyte what are you presenting next year?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Apr 11th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte Final warning before I ask you to leave the conference.

via YoruFukurou in reply to froztbyte

Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 28th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.

via web in reply to froztbyte

amandapalmer no, @Sting has no plans to come to be ninja gig. but i just ran into the chief of staff of the united Nations. and she's coming.

via Twittelator (retweeted on 5:42 AM, Mar 20th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

scaleconf Fascinating stories of scale + beautiful Cape Town in April makes ScaleConf a great conf for international attendees! bit.ly/1c1s9KW

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2014 via web)

Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6pVM3p8DR

via Facebook

Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6GHiT2MO9

via Facebook

Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.

via web

I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.

via YoruFukurou

Canada be all "What? We had our Thanksgiving like a month ago. We'll damn well play Christmas music in the shops if we want to".

via YoruFukurou

scaleconf Reminder: Speaker submission open at bit.ly/1ac5viA. It can be small-to-medium, big-to-massive, tech, people, culture, local/global!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Nov 4th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

scaleconf Lessons learned while scaling @2goMessenger - one of Africa's largest social networks - without funding or sleep! bit.ly/194UFfR

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Oct 29th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

WombatSam I think I've grown out of Nine Inch Nails. The thought fills me with angst, despair & fury. If only there was a band that reflected my pain.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Oct 28th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client)

scaleconf Got stories of scaling to tell the world? Talk submissions for ScaleConf 2014 (Apr 10-11) now open at: bit.ly/1ac5viA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Oct 24th, 2013 via YoruFukurou)

That time when you visit your first Starbucks in
a year, panic about their terminology, and ask for "coffee".

via Twitter for Android