Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!
@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.
Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6pVM3p8DR
Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6GHiT2MO9
Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.
I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.
Canada be all "What? We had our Thanksgiving like a month ago. We'll damn well play Christmas music in the shops if we want to".
WombatSam I think I've grown out of Nine Inch Nails. The thought fills me with angst, despair & fury. If only there was a band that reflected my pain.
That time when you visit your first Starbucks in
a year, panic about their terminology, and ask for "coffee".
I'm at The Residences On Georgia, East Tower (Vancouver, BC) 4sq.com/18IgeT7
First day of work (@ Facebook) 4sq.com/19QK30P
Vancouver right now: Twelfth Night, Act 5, Scene 1, line 386
Good morning, Vancouver.
Poor Telkom callcenter drone. "Okay, I'm going to cancel the line, when are you leaving?" "About 4pm." "... TODAY?"
"If you wish to upgrade your Telkom line, press 3. If you wish to cancel, press 4 so we can put you on hold FOREVER."
@RobStuttaford She let me have the towel :-/
Presenting: the entirety of all Jonathan's worldly possessions. pic.twitter.com/03XeZMdGj2
It's good to know that you can always go to YouTube and search for "here hold my beer and watch this".