Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

Recent tweets

scaleconf We're now accepting talk proposals for ScaleConf 2016! Find all the details at:

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Sep 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

justshiv_ I've started a campaign to fund my @HackReactor journey. Would be SO grateful for your help

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Jun 1st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@tell_me_in 1 hour to let @pierre_nel know if his bot works fine.

via Twitter Web Client

@aszyma I wish I'd seen this seven hours ago. I was indeed in SFO. Sorry if I missed you!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to aszyma

Smoke detector went off for the third time. This is my first American Thanksgiving, but I guess that means we eat now?

via Twitter for Android from San Francisco, CA

katia75014 "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "Mine less then"
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:42 AM, Oct 31st, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Starbucks Hard Mode: use your Polish housemate's name.

via Twitter for Android

When Vancouver fireworks so hard that car alarms start going off.

via Twitter for Android

Every single time I get home...

via Facebook

kcimc main lesson from facebook news feed study: if you want to significantly manipulate people's emotions, just publish a psychology paper.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jun 29th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Today I learned: hendiadys (n): the rhetorical device whereby a single idea is expressed more emphatically using...

via Facebook

BassonWillem @froztbyte what are you presenting next year?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Apr 11th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte Final warning before I ask you to leave the conference.

via YoruFukurou in reply to froztbyte

Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 28th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.

via web in reply to froztbyte

amandapalmer no, @Sting has no plans to come to be ninja gig. but i just ran into the chief of staff of the united Nations. and she's coming.

via Twittelator (retweeted on 5:42 AM, Mar 20th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

scaleconf Fascinating stories of scale + beautiful Cape Town in April makes ScaleConf a great conf for international attendees!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2014 via web)

Our conference is live at last!

via Facebook

Our conference is live at last!

via Facebook

Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.

via web

I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.

via YoruFukurou

Canada be all "What? We had our Thanksgiving like a month ago. We'll damn well play Christmas music in the shops if we want to".

via YoruFukurou