@rjw1 you're fast
@aszyma I wish I'd seen this seven hours ago. I was indeed in SFO. Sorry if I missed you!
Smoke detector went off for the third time. This is my first American Thanksgiving, but I guess that means we eat now?
katia75014 "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "Mine less then"
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Starbucks Hard Mode: use your Polish housemate's name.
When Vancouver fireworks so hard that car alarms start going off.
Every single time I get home... fb.me/1hpnc34YR
kcimc main lesson from facebook news feed study: if you want to significantly manipulate people's emotions, just publish a psychology paper.
Today I learned: hendiadys (n): the rhetorical device whereby a single idea is expressed more emphatically using... fb.me/6OaSWW68g
Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!
@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.
Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6pVM3p8DR
Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6GHiT2MO9
Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.
I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.