Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

Recent tweets

scaleconf We're now accepting talk proposals for ScaleConf 2016! Find all the details at: scaleconf.org/speak/

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Sep 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

justshiv_ I've started a campaign to fund my @HackReactor journey. Would be SO grateful for your help youcaring.com/justshiv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Jun 1st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@tell_me_in 1 hour to let @pierre_nel know if his bot works fine.

via Twitter Web Client

@aszyma I wish I'd seen this seven hours ago. I was indeed in SFO. Sorry if I missed you!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to aszyma

Smoke detector went off for the third time. This is my first American Thanksgiving, but I guess that means we eat now?

via Twitter for Android from San Francisco, CA

katia75014 "Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
Hitler: "Mine less then"
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:42 AM, Oct 31st, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Starbucks Hard Mode: use your Polish housemate's name.

via Twitter for Android

When Vancouver fireworks so hard that car alarms start going off.

via Twitter for Android

Every single time I get home... fb.me/1hpnc34YR

via Facebook

kcimc main lesson from facebook news feed study: if you want to significantly manipulate people's emotions, just publish a psychology paper.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jun 29th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

Today I learned: hendiadys (n): the rhetorical device whereby a single idea is expressed more emphatically using... fb.me/6OaSWW68g

via Facebook

BassonWillem @froztbyte what are you presenting next year?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Apr 11th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte Final warning before I ask you to leave the conference.

via YoruFukurou in reply to froztbyte

Kantye_West Now I ain't saying she's a transcendental idealist thinker. But she ain't messin' with no empirical realism!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 28th, 2014 via web)

@froztbyte We don't do those, sorry.

via web in reply to froztbyte

amandapalmer no, @Sting has no plans to come to be ninja gig. but i just ran into the chief of staff of the united Nations. and she's coming.

via Twittelator (retweeted on 5:42 AM, Mar 20th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

scaleconf Fascinating stories of scale + beautiful Cape Town in April makes ScaleConf a great conf for international attendees! bit.ly/1c1s9KW

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2014 via web)

Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6pVM3p8DR

via Facebook

Our conference is live at last! fb.me/6GHiT2MO9

via Facebook

Extreme sports: pushing the airport cut-off time edition.

via web

I spent more time stressing over the order of the last two pieces of punctuation in that tweet than in composing it.

via YoruFukurou