Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

November 2007

@rafiq: well you'd think I'd know proper wiki usage *cough*

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@rafiq: that's super embarrassing :-/

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@rafiq: eek, I was editing at the same time as you, sorry! http://tinyurl.com/2f954... ...

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@rafiq: not at all, I like it ;-)

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@rafiq: nothing wrong with that one

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@rafiq: interesting URL for your name on *camp wiki ;-)

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@stii: I don't have a wii, but apparently super mario galaxy and zelda are cool?

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@stii: it's the only console that's done something new - the wiimote, the mii system, the channels...

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@stii: I'm here to help! Only eight days till the weekend!

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No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember: you've probably only seen the tip of them

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@pierrenel: pierce them first otherwise they explode

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@pierrenel: I can give you o'reilly's "mastering regex" - it'll change your life

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@pierrenel: are you calling me fat?

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@pierrenel: YES (and worth my while, too, so you stop asking me ;-)

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@rafiq: oh good. the old one's broken.

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Not all pain is gain.

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@brookiepie: if it's wrong, then why does it feel so right?

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The only consistent feature of all your failures is you.

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@pierrenel: yay! now pay me for your hosting ;)

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If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

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don't forget to flush

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@rafiq: Happy 1.9863rd birthday!

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remember: For every winner, there's dozens of losers. Odds are, you're one of them.

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off to the armchair to braai with Toast

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wooden crutches aren't as easy to find as emotional ones

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everybody run - Bob has got a gun

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the weekend has landed

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"Hey, Americans! Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving -- or, as our foreign friends call it, Thursday."

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my friend joined a social networking site, and all I got was this lousy invitation

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Blonde Waitress asked if she could "light my candle" *giggle* *blush*

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@mwest: Blonde Waitress and Speech Impediment Waitress are still here. Nosey Waitress has left.

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Banana Jam changed all their waitresses without notifying me

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@pierrenel: should I try it with both hands now?

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@pierrenel: I apparently type 478 characters per minute

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@rogergordon: but Darb is twice as good looking to make up for not having an Apple

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@darb: all hail Teh Google

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the law is a ass

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@kerry_anne: I don't mind if Jonathan II has the top spot. We need to get Jonathan IV up though

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@pierrenel: "if like, whatever, then variable might exist; while (nothing means anything) do { something that means different things to ...

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((kidding. I'm not driving any more.))

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(I should stop twittering and watch my driving, huh?)

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whoooeeee driving Camps Bay roads with 9347km/h winds and 39464 tons of water, fun

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traffic jams may be sticky, but they ain't sweet

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@brookiepie: in that case, you should be eating off it, not coding it?

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I love the smell of smog and exhaust smoke in the morning

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going lallies

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@IrcMaidon: I imagine nuclear armageddon might be something like having your halogen bulb go on you, in the "make you jump" department

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wag vir groen

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@kerry_anne: why not? because I'm kak?

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only 5 days till the weekend!

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only 7 days till the weekend!

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how come PE gets to be the Windy City? It's got nothing on Cape Town

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@kerry_anne: may we go back to the previous rumour? it's better.

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Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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sjoe. bliksem.

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beautiful blue skies. for now. until the atmosphere boils away and the earth is left a barren, lifeless rock, plummeting through the v ...

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@pierrenel: maybe second-guess them, head straight for superultrasuperpoke?

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@pierrenel: some way to do things to people other than just "poke"? you could call it "superpoke"!

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need to fit my car with idiot-seeking missiles

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fring isn't bad, but needs some solid work - the UI is icky

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ʎɐpoʇ ʎʌɹnʇ ʎsdoʇ ʇıq ɐ s,ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ

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wait, wtf, it's 12:30? when did it get dark?

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this ciabatta is neither illegal, nor immoral, but it's definitely good

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I haven't updated my followed on Twitter in over 24 hours! I'm replying to that message with what I'm doing.

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a beautiful day indeed! we're still all going to die, though. Happy Monday!

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are we there yet?

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it's beer o'clock

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@stii: committing without error-checking!? tsk tsk

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only eight days until the weekend!

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@rafiq: you always say that, and we always hear from you about ten minutes later ;-)

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When Pigs Fly: The Death of Oink, the Birth of Dissent, and a Brief History of Record Industry Suicide: http://tinyurl.com/25mbs5

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twitter's bitching at me to update. So I am. cheeky little bugger.

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about to attempt to convey why the system is horribly broken to my boss using interpretive dance

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@rafiq: broken URL there ;-)

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The main runway at Cape Town International Airport was temporarily closed on Friday after an aircraft got stuck, South African airport a ...

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@pierrenel: because you're too healthy?

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Going to Arniston for the weekend. Small towns++

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@pierrenel: you'll regret turning us down ;-) (offer is still there btw) (did I mention we also have a table tennis table)

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calamari and chips for lunch, a sixpack of Amstel on the company credit card, and the office pool table all afternoon. Life's good.

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my days would be twice as productive if they mainlined a double espresso into my veins as I walked in the door

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@DaveDuarte: tell me if he mentions my blog and virgin money? he messaged me yesterday asking if he could use it sometime

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lost badly. huis toe!

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Adam wants to play a game of pool before we leave (our office pool table arrived yesterday :) ), so I'm going to do that and then head home

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@rafiq: my old place had fairly decent 3G, but only for "casual use" - no youtube, e.g. new place has shocking connectivity

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@kerry_anne: upstairs at Ferryman's at the Waterfront, November 28, 7 for 7:30 ;-)

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busy announcing the venue/time/date of the next GeekDinner

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