Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

November 22nd, 2007

Blonde Waitress asked if she could "light my candle" *giggle* *blush*

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@mwest: Blonde Waitress and Speech Impediment Waitress are still here. Nosey Waitress has left.

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Banana Jam changed all their waitresses without notifying me

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@pierrenel: should I try it with both hands now?

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@pierrenel: I apparently type 478 characters per minute

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@rogergordon: but Darb is twice as good looking to make up for not having an Apple

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@darb: all hail Teh Google

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the law is a ass

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