Blonde Waitress asked if she could "light my candle" *giggle* *blush*
@mwest: Blonde Waitress and Speech Impediment Waitress are still here. Nosey Waitress has left.
Banana Jam changed all their waitresses without notifying me
@pierrenel: should I try it with both hands now?
@pierrenel: I apparently type 478 characters per minute
@pierrenel: sy's dood
@rogergordon: but Darb is twice as good looking to make up for not having an Apple
@Nimnod: no, it's not :P
@Nimnod: no, it
@darb: all hail Teh Google
the law is a ass