Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

January 2008

@jacques: GeekDinner has a wiki for a reason

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dingoes ate my baby

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zyb.com is my new best friend

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s kerry

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@DaveDuarte: they are? that's awesome! I thought they weren't keen?

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orange means "speed up"

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champagne, orange juice and croissants for breakfast at work

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Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.

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it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, and walks like a duck...

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@mwest: high-five the Queen for me

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Useful Tip #47: after putting your headphones on, remember to press "play".

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@danieroux: something about "batman smells"?

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@bisybackson: Al Gore owns the patent on Teh Google, he's the puppetmaster behind Larry and Sergey.

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@highvoltage: TV is what our grandparents used to use, before Google invented the Internet

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@altersage: that's what makes a good site. People should stop wasting time with meta tags and stuff and neglecting content

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if you want a search engine to notice your site, then the only advice you really need is "have a good site". The rest follows naturally.

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another day older and deeper in debt

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@IrcMaidon: "50th anniversary of the Lego brick"

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Nobody here but us chickens.

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Fez update: It's January 27, 2008, and I still do not own a fez.

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vanilla-flavoured clockwork orange comic books!

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can a clone of a rapper still keep it real?

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I'm in

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virgin money just phoned me, wanting to know what the HELL I'm buying.

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@kerry_anne: so, two 'u's, not three?

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one is satisfied with ones culinary efforts

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one fries some mushrooms and minute steaks to put in one's pita

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one dries one's hands and ponders what food is in the fridge

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maybe one should make supper

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perhaps you'd like to know about frogmen. They can breathe underwater because they have amphibious nostrils.

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not a comment about @darb's non-update

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The radio-biological hazard of fallout is essentially long-term one because of the accumulation of radioisotopes strontium-90 and caesiu ...

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@jayx: but I'm taking neither. I don't want to sleep, sleep's boring ;-)

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avoiding sleep

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(cannons to the left of them. Cannons to the right of them. Volleyed and thundered!)

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okay seriously. the battery is in now. So charge, damn you. Charge!

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busy upgrading the intarnets to version 2.0, please hold

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Useful Advice: if your new phone doesn't seem to be charging, check that you put the battery into it

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do you people even READ the emails you're replying to?

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10:15 <Spinach> january 22 is National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day and IrcMaidon's Birthday

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Happy Birthday @IrcMaidon!

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back from the Shakespeare with @kerry_anne

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@TylerReed: Invalid Operation 0x38fd5c1b

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struggling with @pierrenel's xen server

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where's my flying car at?

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compiling

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beer and omelette, the breakfast-at-lunchtime of emperors

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that's not what I meant at all

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@IrcMaidon: I just swept my whole flat, and it wasn't much fun

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so there we were.

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Today you'll wake up in a raft speeding down some rapids towards a huge waterfall. You won't remember how you got there. You drink too much

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@highvoltage: he's sitting a metre away from me

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@rafiq: ag, jammer :-/ (can you see your monitor from there?)

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can't sleep... clowns will eat me...

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@rafiq: yeah, wanted to see the cellphone journey ;-) (no, I was not ;-)

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@mwest: jealousy makes you ugly. go away, man, you're scaring the kids.

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I can see my computer monitor from the toilet...

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@pierrenel: that's so four months ago, but still kinda cool ;-)

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we can't stop here. This is bat country.

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@pierrenel: da-da-dum-da-DA-de-dum-da, doom-doom-dum-dum-doom-de-dum-da...

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@bisybackson: you can't prove that completely.

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viewing the aforementioned page on @stii's blog has a twitter sidebar displaying me talking about finding the aforementioned page

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googling for help using mootools lands me up at @stii's blog

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@kerry_anne: but will be appreciated much much more

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@IrcMaidon: our Joburg office in Fourways appears to be powerless

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@IrcMaidon: we all left facebook and started our own much better socnet site, with beer and hookers. You're not invited.

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To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. ...

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You haven't updated your followers on Twitter in over 24 hours! Reply to this message with what you're doing.

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pours @jayx a whiskey

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you're all crazy and you're all trying to steal my magic bag!

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we can't stop here. this is bat country.

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back from seether concert at kirstenbosch. got rainsoaked and loved it

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who let the rain out?

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hullo Cape Town. I'm back.

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back to London from Paris. 'twas the best of times, 'twas the worst of times.

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back from Rugby, to Paris tomorrow

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