@jacques: GeekDinner has a wiki for a reason
dingoes ate my baby
zyb.com is my new best friend
@DaveDuarte: they are? that's awesome! I thought they weren't keen?
orange means "speed up"
champagne, orange juice and croissants for breakfast at work
Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.
it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, and walks like a duck...
@mwest: high-five the Queen for me
Useful Tip #47: after putting your headphones on, remember to press "play".
@danieroux: something about "batman smells"?
@bisybackson: Al Gore owns the patent on Teh Google, he's the puppetmaster behind Larry and Sergey.
@highvoltage: TV is what our grandparents used to use, before Google invented the Internet
@altersage: that's what makes a good site. People should stop wasting time with meta tags and stuff and neglecting content
if you want a search engine to notice your site, then the only advice you really need is "have a good site". The rest follows naturally.
another day older and deeper in debt
@IrcMaidon: "50th anniversary of the Lego brick"
Nobody here but us chickens.
Fez update: It's January 27, 2008, and I still do not own a fez.
vanilla-flavoured clockwork orange comic books!
can a clone of a rapper still keep it real?
virgin money just phoned me, wanting to know what the HELL I'm buying.
@kerry_anne: so, two 'u's, not three?
one is satisfied with ones culinary efforts
one fries some mushrooms and minute steaks to put in one's pita
one dries one's hands and ponders what food is in the fridge
maybe one should make supper
@kerry_anne: yes, definitely
perhaps you'd like to know about frogmen. They can breathe underwater because they have amphibious nostrils.
not a comment about @darb's non-update
The radio-biological hazard of fallout is essentially long-term one because of the accumulation of radioisotopes strontium-90 and caesiu ...
@jayx: but I'm taking neither. I don't want to sleep, sleep's boring ;-)
(cannons to the left of them. Cannons to the right of them. Volleyed and thundered!)
okay seriously. the battery is in now. So charge, damn you. Charge!
busy upgrading the intarnets to version 2.0, please hold
Useful Advice: if your new phone doesn't seem to be charging, check that you put the battery into it
do you people even READ the emails you're replying to?
10:15 <Spinach> january 22 is National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day and IrcMaidon's Birthday
Happy Birthday @IrcMaidon!
back from the Shakespeare with @kerry_anne
@TylerReed: Invalid Operation 0x38fd5c1b
struggling with @pierrenel's xen server
where's my flying car at?
beer and omelette, the breakfast-at-lunchtime of emperors
that's not what I meant at all
@IrcMaidon: I just swept my whole flat, and it wasn't much fun
so there we were.
Today you'll wake up in a raft speeding down some rapids towards a huge waterfall. You won't remember how you got there. You drink too much
@highvoltage: I'm in Jamaica
@pierrenel: narrowly what?
@pierrenel: words to live by!
@highvoltage: he's sitting a metre away from me
@rafiq: ag, jammer :-/ (can you see your monitor from there?)
can't sleep... clowns will eat me...
@rafiq: yeah, wanted to see the cellphone journey ;-) (no, I was not ;-)
@mwest: jealousy makes you ugly. go away, man, you're scaring the kids.
I can see my computer monitor from the toilet...
@pierrenel: that's so four months ago, but still kinda cool ;-)
@pierrenel: they'll be back
we can't stop here. This is bat country.
@pierrenel: da-da-dum-da-DA-de-dum-da, doom-doom-dum-dum-doom-de-dum-da...
@bisybackson: you can't prove that completely.
viewing the aforementioned page on @stii's blog has a twitter sidebar displaying me talking about finding the aforementioned page
googling for help using mootools lands me up at @stii's blog
@jayx: its audience
@kerry_anne: but will be appreciated much much more
@IrcMaidon: our Joburg office in Fourways appears to be powerless
@IrcMaidon: we all left facebook and started our own much better socnet site, with beer and hookers. You're not invited.
To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. ...
@pierrenel: you can be the burger
You haven't updated your followers on Twitter in over 24 hours! Reply to this message with what you're doing.
pours @jayx a whiskey
you're all crazy and you're all trying to steal my magic bag!
we can't stop here. this is bat country.
back from seether concert at kirstenbosch. got rainsoaked and loved it
who let the rain out?
hullo Cape Town. I'm back.
@kerry_anne: I might
back to London from Paris. 'twas the best of times, 'twas the worst of times.
back from Rugby, to Paris tomorrow