Congratulations to Pierre Nel, who wins the Unintentional Irony Award for replying to a message telling him not to reply.
This is your weekly reminder that Twitter is not Gtalk (or insert your instant-messenger of choice here).
bumper stickers: they're like a little shorthand sign on your car that says "Hey! Let's never hang out!"
wait, one exception. if you're *trapped* in a glass house, then by all means, throw a stone. otherwise, nuh-uh.
new policy, guys. No stone-throwing, REGARDLESS of housing situation.
it's time to watch the Safety Dance video on loop.
booking tickets to go see MC Stephen Hawking down in Muizenberg
is not 27 any more, no more claiming my age is a prime number raised to the power of itself
fetch my pope-meeting shirt