Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

April 29th, 2008

My theory is that foot fetishes are as widespread as they are mostly because it's really fun to say. Foot fetish foot fetish foot fetish.

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Your mother is not compatible with Firefox 3.0b5.

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cats don't fall. cats dislodge themselves on purpose and land with intent.

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Dinners cooked: 1. Flats set on fire: 0. This is an infinite improvement over last night.

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Following new greeters = good. Greeting new followers = bad.

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"I'm sorry, I can't make the meeting due to solar flares, and having come down with a bad case of kuru."

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did you know that "election results" is an anagram of "Lies! let's recount" ?

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fetch me an axe.

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