Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

July 2008

There's matter for reflection in one's fellow-man's inanity: it strengthens one's conviction of belonging to humanity.

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Funny weather we're having in Cape Town. There's a strange smell of FAIL in the air.

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Fixing the satwitter wiki, because being bombarded with headlines about it for months isn't enough to teach you how to spell "xenophobia".

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Passed out in his chair, a can of White Lightning still cradled in his hand, Fashion TV flickers lighting up the room in short stabs...

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Cuil should have an "I'm feeling random" button, based on the weird results it gives.

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After the Rick-Roll, Rascals P.A. system started playing Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind". Not sure which is worse.

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Sitting in Rascals on a Sunday night. Drinking wine, eating pizza... AND GETTING RICK-ROLLED?!

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Listen to you! You're becoming one of them! Sandals, spoon-benders, yoghurt-fanciers! They all fart because they don't know how to laugh!

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I used to learn a new skill every year (juggling, didgeridoo, Rubik Cube solving) to try be more interesting. Now I rely on tweets. #ramday

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Not crazy in a Let's paint the kitchen bright red! sort of way, but crazy in a gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God sort of way.

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I look forward to the day when people stop judging me by my appearance, and start disliking me for who I am inside.

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Problems worthy of attack / Prove their worth by hitting back.

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July 24, 1948: Marvin the Martian first appears in a Looney Tunes cartoon. Oh, happy day!

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It's not rocket surgery, people.

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I am MADE of poison.

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Your momma's so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Eleven people on the waiting list for the next GeekDinner, although we've already had a couple of cancellations: http://is.gd/107o

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Today in history: 2364 years ago, Herostratus burns down the Temple of Artemis (one of the 7 Wonders of the World) purely to become famous.

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I keep losing my religion. Can you call it so that it rings?

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I believe America would be a marginally better country today if John Lennon hadn’t been eliminated by the military-industrial complex.

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The way I see it, there's so much love and beauty in the world that somebody has to balance that shit out.

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When they came for the verbs, I said nothing, for verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns: I speech nothing, for I no verbs

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The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

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It's hard enough for me to remember my opinions without also having to remember my reasons for having them.

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