There's matter for reflection in one's fellow-man's inanity: it strengthens one's conviction of belonging to humanity.
Funny weather we're having in Cape Town. There's a strange smell of FAIL in the air.
Fixing the satwitter wiki, because being bombarded with headlines about it for months isn't enough to teach you how to spell "xenophobia".
Passed out in his chair, a can of White Lightning still cradled in his hand, Fashion TV flickers lighting up the room in short stabs...
Cuil should have an "I'm feeling random" button, based on the weird results it gives.
After the Rick-Roll, Rascals P.A. system started playing Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind". Not sure which is worse.
Sitting in Rascals on a Sunday night. Drinking wine, eating pizza... AND GETTING RICK-ROLLED?!
Listen to you! You're becoming one of them! Sandals, spoon-benders, yoghurt-fanciers! They all fart because they don't know how to laugh!
I used to learn a new skill every year (juggling, didgeridoo, Rubik Cube solving) to try be more interesting. Now I rely on tweets. #ramday
Not crazy in a Let's paint the kitchen bright red! sort of way, but crazy in a gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God sort of way.
I look forward to the day when people stop judging me by my appearance, and start disliking me for who I am inside.
Problems worthy of attack / Prove their worth by hitting back.
July 24, 1948: Marvin the Martian first appears in a Looney Tunes cartoon. Oh, happy day!
It's not rocket surgery, people.
I am MADE of poison.
Your momma's so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.
Eleven people on the waiting list for the next GeekDinner, although we've already had a couple of cancellations: http://is.gd/107o
Today in history: 2364 years ago, Herostratus burns down the Temple of Artemis (one of the 7 Wonders of the World) purely to become famous.
I keep losing my religion. Can you call it so that it rings?
I believe America would be a marginally better country today if John Lennon hadn’t been eliminated by the military-industrial complex.
The way I see it, there's so much love and beauty in the world that somebody has to balance that shit out.
When they came for the verbs, I said nothing, for verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns: I speech nothing, for I no verbs
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
It's hard enough for me to remember my opinions without also having to remember my reasons for having them.