September 19: not only Talk Like A Pirate Day, but Hermione Granger's birthday, and the birthday of the emoticon ( http://is.gd/2PPP )
All you "pirates": the way you're talking is simply the way Robert Newton talked in the 1954 movie Treasure Island. #historical_inaccuracy
@EveD: I didn't know the Automobile Association picked up their members' kids for them! That's awesome.
@arbitraryuser: oh, gosh, look at the time, it's hypocrite o'clock
@DylanBrent: For starters, the new twitter doesn't seem to have a way for me to add a big "Irony" label to my tweets.
Join my twitter group "I hate the new twitter layout" - if 500,000 people join, we can get the good old one back. Why fix what ain't broke!!
My taskbar is editorialising about Cape Town weather. "9°C, feels like 7.6°C"