Trust Google to think of all the precautions (see the first two lines of http://www.google.com/ro... )
@EveD: You ask why ThoughtLeader editors don't fix grammar mistakes. I ask why "thought leaders" can't do it right in the first damn place.
Sarah Palin Vice President [ is an anagram of ] Is Perhaps Devil Incarnate
Now tweeting about tweeting: http://url.omnia.za.net/...
So, I'm just saying, have you all considered what you would do and how you'd feel if he didn't win? Like, just... What if? What then?
You say "guerrilla marketing campaign", I say "scam"
The little hut that sits in no-man's-land on the border between attempted irony and FAIL: http://is.gd/5d90
@abigvictory: "with 222 stab wounds"... WHO HAD TO COUNT THOSE?
@badbanana: For all your revolution manifesto news, visit ronpaultop.com
Kinda disappointed that Google Sets doesn't feel the Zamboni love: http://is.gd/56Sv Upside: lots of good ideas for Ms Palin for the future.
Intoxicated with the benefits of multi-tasking getting ready, just for one second there, eating toast in the shower looked like a good idea.
Oh Google, why do you keep turning safe-search back ON? I *like* the pictures you hit me with when I'm really looking for manatee photos.
My new encryption technique: I simply put my messages in the second paragraph of my emails. It's brilliant. Nobody ever reads them.
You know those iTunes vouchers that say "scratch off gently with a coin"? I used my key. ROUGHLY. #more_of_a_maverick_than_McCain
Congrats! Your repeated facebook invites to your Web Strategy Seminar wins you a Friend Removal! Way to market yourself, marketing person!
#27dinner traffic synergy social media networking blogosphere conversaton 2.0 resources SEO community folksonomy aggregator awesome.
Today, on "how to fake enthusiasm about a brand and brown-nose it about its marketing, in order to win a prize": http://is.gd/4VbH
Dear Everybody Who Just Got My Reply-To-All When I Meant To Just Hit Reply, Hi, how are you, I am fine. Please don't laugh at me. Love, -J
If there's one thing worse than making a whining "whatever-sucks"-type "blog", it's repeatedly crowing that people noticed the rants.
Does Rachel Maddow know that he has a girl's name?
People that have been homeless: Halle Berry, Jim Carrey, Charlie Chaplin, Daniel Craig, William Shatner: http://is.gd/4xsY
Finally, my belch-and-fart-joke tweet has lost me a follower. Took longer than I expected. Byebye @Sznq :)
The locksmith got lost on the way to my house (less than 2km away from their shop). This does not fill me with hope.
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Unpacking after three weeks in California, the only clean stuff I have left is underwear. Put differently: my underwear was unused. #awkward
I have discovered a truly marvellous piece of wit, which the margin of this twitter page is too narrow to contain.
Not sure how this current meme works. I just want somebody to explain it to me. That's all I ask of you.
My previous tweet didn't lose me any followers (yet)? Was it my prudish use of "belch" and "pass gas"? #social_experiment
Sometimes, in my kitchen, I belch or pass gas really loudly, just in case my neighbours ever get any ideas about popping over to borrow milk
You have to be more intelligent than this tweet to ride the internet.
@toldorknown: DAF13 ue ea xmef kqmd. Fdk DAF12 az rad eulq.
It seems the crossing the equator flips one's innate sense of which side of the sink the hot tap is on.
Finished packing. Sitting in my hotel room, in my boxers, sipping Jack Daniels, wondering if I've hidden everything well enough. #TSA_sucks
Going to the Apple Store to get my brand new (dented) iPod replaced: not how I envisioned spending my last few hours in San Francisco
Hey, eBook site: 1. My friends will NOT thank me if I send them invites, and 2. Your credibility isn't helped by saying "you're friends"
What fresh hell is this?!
I dunno, I just don't find Futurama very realistic.
Watching Jurassic Park on TV, and suddenly I'm 13 again, bouncing in the seat OMG DINOSAURS. Next: how much I love Ace of Base.
Fox news on SNL last night: "everyone was a-twitter on what Governor Palin was going to do". Wait, Fox news watches the favrd leaderboard?
The hotel cleaning girl just knocked on the door and came in to clean. Then said "sorry" and... just... left. Those porn movies LIED TO ME.
"Opposition to nuclear power reached critical mass." What, and solar energy discussions became heated? Concerns about geothermal run deep?
I have a strange feeling that I know who is going to win the US Elections. I'm @vhata, and I approve this presage.
There's nothing left on the @favrd front page but cockamamie.
Eating some more Cheetos. I'm @vhata, and I approve this MSG.
Oh PETA, never change. Nothing says "save the animals" like the objectification of women.
I know "OMG JOE PLUMBER LIED" and "OMG KEATING RELATIONSHIP" and so on, but aren't these exactly the lame scandals we hate from McCain?
It's a sad reflection on society when Joe the Plumber easily makes twitter's trending topics, but the return of @hotdogsladies barely blips
Massive respect to Obama's campaigners: http://taxcut.barackobam... already comes up as a sponsored ad when you google "Joe the plumber"
I can't wait for the NY Times article to be published in January 2012: "Joe the plumber: where is he now?"
It's not *awfully* surprising that McCain isn't keen on torture.
Obama: "We're going to go back to our profligate ways". I have NEVER used a profligate, Senator!
I had this awful dream that @hotdogsladies stopped tweeting for a month and a half.
Co-worker, contemplatively: "The thing that really interests me about people who submit support queries is how much they fucking lie."
http://is.gd/44gL predicts UFOs over Alabama at 4pm. My theory: it was 4pm GMT, everyone was watching the Apple announcement and missed it.
October 13th is a federal holiday, so I'm wearing my poncho and sombrero to work to celebrate. Happy Caramba Day!
"Your question is the most important of those that every thinking man can pose" http://tinyurl.com/fhes3
Obama launches straight into 9-11. His last answer appealed to "you all as families". He's certainly trying to appeal to everyman. #debate08
Obama is spending half his time debating properly, and half his time swiping at McCain. McCain is maybe 25-75...
@nick: Naming months is illogical - I do only what is rational. Spocktober.
Waking up in California to Pink Floyd and freshly brewed coffee - it's the life. They should put alarm timers on showers, too!
Grandparents - so cute. "I'm going to send this just in case you can access your email from San Francisco". They telegraph it over, grandad.
You know you're in California when there's chocolate soy milk in the fridge and a massage chair in the office.
Here in San Francisco, I'm surrounded by winelands, in a gay capital, with a prison island offshore. It's like I never left Cape Town.
Californians drive on the wrong side of the road, use weird units, and their clocks are all wrong. Apparently it's only 10:40am here?
Beach Boys - California Dreaming, RHCP - Californication. I think that's enough hints to guess where I'll be for three weeks from tomorrow.
RHCP - Dani California, Rob Zombie - (Go To) California, Soul Kid #1 - More Bounce in California, Phantom Planet - California.
Eagles - Hotel California. Mamas & Papas - California Dreaming, Propellerheads - Take California. Guess where I'm going tomorrow?
In what respect, Charlie?
These guys are having more fun than you are: http://tinyurl.com/2jse4g
"If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" I'd have to say, a living person - a dead one'd be no fun.