Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

October 23rd, 2008

Unpacking after three weeks in California, the only clean stuff I have left is underwear. Put differently: my underwear was unused. #awkward

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I have discovered a truly marvellous piece of wit, which the margin of this twitter page is too narrow to contain.

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Not sure how this current meme works. I just want somebody to explain it to me. That's all I ask of you.

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My previous tweet didn't lose me any followers (yet)? Was it my prudish use of "belch" and "pass gas"? #social_experiment

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Sometimes, in my kitchen, I belch or pass gas really loudly, just in case my neighbours ever get any ideas about popping over to borrow milk

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You have to be more intelligent than this tweet to ride the internet.

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@toldorknown: DAF13 ue ea xmef kqmd. Fdk DAF12 az rad eulq.

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It seems the crossing the equator flips one's innate sense of which side of the sink the hot tap is on.

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