Unpacking after three weeks in California, the only clean stuff I have left is underwear. Put differently: my underwear was unused. #awkward
I have discovered a truly marvellous piece of wit, which the margin of this twitter page is too narrow to contain.
Not sure how this current meme works. I just want somebody to explain it to me. That's all I ask of you.
My previous tweet didn't lose me any followers (yet)? Was it my prudish use of "belch" and "pass gas"? #social_experiment
Sometimes, in my kitchen, I belch or pass gas really loudly, just in case my neighbours ever get any ideas about popping over to borrow milk
You have to be more intelligent than this tweet to ride the internet.
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It seems the crossing the equator flips one's innate sense of which side of the sink the hot tap is on.