It's definitely time for everybody to watch Mahna-Mahna again: http://tinyurl.com/3d3qzo
"Number of goats vandalised includes goats thrown in the river." I love you, internets. http://is.gd/dNN8
My new hobby: dressing like a fireman and singing wistful opera slightly off-key.
Being a homeless Zimbabwean suddenly isn't so bad once you've been invited to go and eat duck and drink Irish coffees... Happy ChriFSMukkah!
Seems that during the "Festive Season", it takes a lot less for my office to reach the nobody-else-is-here, take-pants-off stage.
Today marks the end of the week-long Roman festival of Saturnalia. So... You know... Sober up, find your pants, and go home now.
"If I cut off my own leg and ate it, would I weigh the same?"
"Dear Diary, I know you asked me to stop writing to you, but..."
Two underpants tweets in one day. I just like saying it. Underpants underpants underpants. It's a funny word! #that_makes_three
Anyone else worry that laundries compare the number of days since your last visit to how many pairs of underpants you have, and judge you?
Ever notice how everything you sit on feels like underpants?
But mom, brandy is *medicinal*. Why do you hate scientific progress?
White On Green - the true story of a boy who took his position of blackboard monitor to heart and brought back its past nobility
What's that, boy? The wonder dog is in the well? (Always be Rin-Tin-Tin...)
You can call me MacGyver, but don't make me grow a mullet. #tweeted_from_a_modified_hairdryer
@JoDuxbury: and, as my link also explains, it was subsequently used for plumbing work, gaining the name "duct tape" ;-)
I can hear each tick of the clock as it rhythmically destroys the precious moments of my life. Unrelated: it's Sunday afternoon.
Gosh. The first civilian to buy a Hummer was Arnold Schwarzenegger: http://www.salon.com/new...
So I bumped into a girl that works for Iziko Museums the other day. We swapped contact details. Her panelbeater says it'll cost me R2600.
Friday afternoon fun: @iolproofreader is filling in for free for whoever isn't doing their job at Independent Online.
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Pro-tip: if it's 1am, and there's a chance you may send an "update details" invite to your ex-boss... Go to bed.
(The 4th little piggy editorialised about the first three piggies on twitter, because that, like blogging, is a nice easy armchair activity)
... But *that* little piggy used the net as a broad-reaching communication medium to raise funds, buy ads, hire lawyers and fight back.
This little piggy wrote a blog post, this little piggy said ME TOO; this little piggy copy-pasted it, all about who QVC were trying to sue.
The Internet: where shouting ME TOO loudly from a corner and then high-fiving each other is known as "making an impact"
@EveD: you appear to be missing the blog post where somebody says something new and unrecycled, and where something actually happens.
Spoiler: the last few chapters of the Internet are crap (and in my opinion non-canon) - I wouldn't bother reading the whole way through.
When it comes to bolts from above, I've always been more Chicken Little than Isaac Newton
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Bigups to @chalain, who takes a break from being funny to read my subconscious and work out where my lines come from when even I didn't know
If you believe in yourself, believe in your dream, follow your star, and really have faith, you'll still get thumped by the bigger guy.
Hang on. I thought South Africa had moved beyond state-sponsored oppression cornered in religious fundamentalism? http://is.gd/9SBr
@abigvictory: "Pictures at an Exhibition" by Modest Mussorgskij?
Guys! Bar any mishaps, I think we have just enough shirts to last till we can get the laundry in and get it back. This is it! YES WE CAN!
Guys, my Monday is actually going okay. No complaints. Am I still allowed on the Internet, or does that disqualify me? #feeling_left_out