Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

February 2009

HALT! HAMMERZEIT! Sie können dieses nicht berühren...

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"Pillage before plunder, what a blunder. Plunder before pillage, mission fulfillage."

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Crack of dawn: woke up; went for jog; showered; breakfast; sang in car on way to work; arrived early; collapsed in quivering heap under desk

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@EveD: if you must, it's a guy who grows fruit, veg & keeps cows, but can't present an attractive meal. (Now we're talking apples & oranges)

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@EveD: I know, it's weird. I know a guy who can cook, but has no idea how to fix a car. Strange, hey?

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What do Chris Martin (Coldplay), Michael Schumacher, Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook), and my boss Vinny Lingham have in common? http://is.gd/kN56

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Sir: you kept your right blinker on, regardless of every which-way you veered and swerved. You made my trip... interesting. I salute you.

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Woke up with red itchy welts all over my lower torso. Musta caught something wrestling with those hobos. #rash_wednesday

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@JoDuxbury: don't worry about losing the Excite email account! Just switch to GMail - it's fast, reliable, and guarantees 99.9% uptime!

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Former US Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said on Tuesday the current GMail problems will surely be the worst since the 1930s.

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http://twitpic.com/1kene - I'm still getting feedback from http://is.gd/k4St and it still makes me shake with anger.

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On that topic: pretty sure Crazy Pigeon Guy is feeding them some industrial-grade laxatives. My car now needs an industrial-grade wash.

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I miss the days when you could recognise conspiracy theories because they were about lizard men secretly controlling world governments.

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Hey guys, people have basically covered the fact that SynthaSite got funding. You can stop rererererereretweeting it now. http://is.gd/jSml

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I have a nasty feeling that my breakfast was corked, but I'm going to go ahead and have a second glass anyway.

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Things in Zimbabwe are so bad, they're stuffing their sausages with more and more bread. It's getting quite tough to make both ends meat.

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You make some good points, but let me just be clear on one thing: even though my opinion may have changed, the fact that I am right has not.

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Pyramid schemes are illegal; stupidity isn't. When did followers become the new money? Thursday starts with a bad taste: http://is.gd/jfwq

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I'd like to thank the Academy; mom for believing in me; @guykawasaki for, um... Oh, and my followers! Without you this wouldn't be possible!

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If you're not depressed enough about it being Monday, this should help: http://is.gd/iTuy and http://is.gd/iTuz - it's a pleasure.

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Son visage était comme celui d'un grand canard.

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Managed to achieve Inbox Eleven. Merlin would be proud.

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The thing I really respect about the band Europe and the song "The Final Countdown" is the way they rhyme "Venus" with "seen us".

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I'm bringing the word "gramercy" back. You heard it here first.

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