Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

March 5th, 2009

Woman in express checkout lane has ELEVEN items in her basket. I counted them. Red haze descending over eyes. Rage rising. Might black out.

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I've never been compared to a "fast-acting opioid analgesic drug" before. Always thought I was more of a laxative. Or maybe codliver oil.

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My superpower: always picking the slowest lane, and then leaving it mere seconds before it speeds up. They call me Captain Frustration.

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