Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

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July 2009

This leftover pizza tastes of road.

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Resources on this planet are scarce. Earn your oxygen, people.

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At a Thai restaurant. Suspect that the waiter is a ninja, based on both uniform and the fact that he KNEW what we wanted. TWICE.

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Wow. I would not hire me.

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@EveD: on claiming to be an expert: "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't" -Margaret Thatcher

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Missed connection. You: spittle-flecked, whites of eyes showing, cursing. Me: deafened by your hooter, wondering what on earth I had done.

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Didn't dream anything about @Zaius13, though. Good thing, too; neighbours are tired of hearing me wake up screaming. (Happy day to you too!)

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Weird, true story: dreamed The Prodigy released a single called "Gorilla Sushi", just saw that it's @GorillaSushi's birthday. (Happy b'day!)

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Hey, you know what destroys any vestige of humour that a tweet about being a blank tweet might have had? RETWEETING IT.

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This tweet intentionally left blank.

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Oh, hey there, @tweeteorites. Um. This is kinda awkward. With regard to, you know, timelines. And such. Could you, you know... Enable mine?

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My petulant muttering and righteously indignant road-rage arises from the sure knowledge that anyone going faster than me is going TOO FAST.

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Yeah, how you like me NOW, "Hot Wheels"? Take that! In. Your. FACE.

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