Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

September 2009

Oh thank heaven, it's not just me! http://cowbirdsinlove.co...

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Eh, I just received a second free TwitterWit book? Is this @nick's way of telling me that I'm twice as funny? ... Or half as funny?

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And now I'm being re-tweeted by "SEOnewsBot". This is fun. MOAR KEYWORDS! VLOGGING! WIKI! USER GENERATED CONTENT! SOCIAL GRAPH!

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"SMO Blogger (smoblogger) is now following your tweets on Twitter." Of course he is. SEO SOCIAL NETWORK VIRAL BLOG KEYWORD KEYWORD KEYWORD

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Y'know, for a bunch of self-professed "online marketing SEO guru social media wizards", y'all sure are hard to get hold of online.

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I know your license plate says "WOLF X - WP", and you drive really fast, but, sorry, you still look like a grumpy ferret with a broken nose.

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I worked too late, and now it's too dark to go for a run. So I'm gonna have a beer instead. That's a thing, right?

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"I think I must have the wrong phone number for you guys - the one I have just rings and rings." No, no, that actually sounds about right.

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My free copy of Twitter Wit finally arrived today. It's shorter than I expected, has no business model, and old people don't get the point.

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Sometimes, y'all make me just want to give up and nuke the internet from orbit, and hope that when we start again, it'll be better.

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"Vinny Lingham will have to accept your friendship" - you'd think they'd give him *some* choice in the matter, wouldn't you? #SiliconCape

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New feature, please: "Jonathan is ignoring your friend request because he has no idea who the hell you are. Sycophant." #siliconcape

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Aha! Traffic lights were out on my way to work. I turned it into tweets about something utterly unrelated. METAPHOR FOR THE INTERNET LOL

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Hmm. Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Self-regulating traffic flows ensured optimal travel time. METAPHOR FOR ANARCHISM LOL

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No, wait: Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Only the exploitative pushers-in got through much faster. METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM LOL

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Traffic lights were out on my way to work. All the cars coming from the side-roads got through much faster. METAPHOR FOR SOCIALISM LOL

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