Aha! Traffic lights were out on my way to work. I turned it into tweets about something utterly unrelated. METAPHOR FOR THE INTERNET LOL
Hmm. Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Self-regulating traffic flows ensured optimal travel time. METAPHOR FOR ANARCHISM LOL
No, wait: Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Only the exploitative pushers-in got through much faster. METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM LOL
Traffic lights were out on my way to work. All the cars coming from the side-roads got through much faster. METAPHOR FOR SOCIALISM LOL