I don't want to start a fight, America, but Canada told me that this "Thanksgiving" thing happened, like, over a month ago.
"Hair-pulling may not be manly, but it's very effective."
You know who else instituted the Reinhardt Program in June 1933 to develop infrastructure, combining tax reductions and public investment?
MacBook touchpads apparently detect up to 11 different touch points. We have ten fingers. Hate to think what Steve had in mind for the 11th.
I can't wait for @willemvstraaten to steal my TwitterWit tweet, so I can see how many people tell him he's hilarious.