Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

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December 2009

I still have stuff that Past Jonathan didn't do because he said Future Jonathan would. Feels like it's only me who does any work round here.

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Myself and three other trained engineers; eight minutes of button pushing and swearing; Final result: fax successfully sent!

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I want to meet a sushi chef who looks clearly 100% Japanese, but has a broad Scottish accent. "Och aye, wee spot o' sashimi fir ya, laddie?"

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Okay, I'll bump "hang curtains" up the list a few places. Also, to my new neighbour: I'm *really* sorry.

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Ug. Packing. Can't I just throw all my crockery out the window, and buy more when I move into the new place?

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Calm down, mum. I was only in the cop car because we had to go identify my car, which was found in North Phillipi. Sheesh.

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This tweet comes to you from the back of a cop car. Unsure whether to be comforted by the fact that the police are worse drivers than I am.

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