OMG YOU GUYS. Guys. GUYS! OMG. You guys! Both Twilight movies are showing on my flight tomorrow! http://is.gd/cCwml
Co-worker, who isn't going anywhere: "Okay, goodbye, have a good trip!"
Me, the barely-functional retard: "You too!"
@alastairotter: your article's headline should read "Idiots complain because Safari demo page needs to be viewed in Safari"