The Adolf Hitler Wikipedia article has been put in the "German painters" category. And the "Austrian painters" category. Just sayin'.
Socks before trousers? You may still be jetlagged.
Quotes from a bachelors: "Not before sun-up"
You know you're jetlagged when everything you type uses single-quotes because you're too tired to hold down the shift key for double ones.
I'm going to be so disappointed if the #WorldCup Final has to end in a dance-off.
And here I was worried that being stuck in Dubai Airport would make me miss this thrilling, thrilling, thrilling game. [85 minutes. Nil-all]
Ah, Dubai. Where everything costs ten times as much, and the barman sings "The Final Countdown" to himself while he polishes a glass.
Hello again, Dubai. I know it's you, because it's 40°C outside, even though it's 8 in the evening...
Day 27 in the USA: just realised that Pulp Fiction's "Five Dollar Shake" was surprising to Vincent Vega because it was expensive, not cheap.
My life is written by the same guys that did Lost.