Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

February 2011

Yeah, you didn't see *that* sushi order coming, did you, Mr Nostra-fricken-damus All-knowing Manager Guy? Yeah.

via Twitter for iPhone

I haven't been here in over a year, but the manager remembered exactly what I drink. Well, FINE, I know exactly where he works!

via Twitter for iPhone

Indian people, hey? They're so good at (a) dancing when they're supposed to be acting, and (b) making delicious, delicious food. Delicious.

via web

Is there a Facebook group I can join if I don't like the new version of Skype?

via YoruFukurou

The airport information desk staff's hobby: making up the most complicated new directions for people asking where the nearest postbox is.

via Twitter for iPhone

4:48am - the groggy insomniac wonders to himself whether mosquitoes will play an increasingly important part in future software releases.

via YoruFukurou

Viciously attacked by a lion once again - need to be more careful around this place http://yfrog.com/h2rd5uaj

via Twitter for iPhone

Tuesday's nearly over. Here's something to get you to Thursday: http://is.gd/NQw4Ux (via @ads_infinitum)

via YoruFukurou

My Kindle has a "read this ebook out loud in a computer generated voice" feature. I *really* want to get "A Brief History of Time" on it...

via YoruFukurou

@megangodsell This is probably more reliable than phoning you: hurry up, kitchen shuts at 9:30. Yours sincerely, the car in front of you.

via Twitter for iPhone

Ooh, happy birthday, South African wine! We raise our glasses! http://is.gd/cVzfj0 (via @wizzyct)

via YoruFukurou

dyled If Cape Town was a website, Plumstead would be its comments section. Best avoided, full of nutters.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Feb 2nd, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

@ingridsinclair I hear "kill the world if there's another, sing the sound sister"...

via YoruFukurou in reply to ingridsinclair