Yeah, you didn't see *that* sushi order coming, did you, Mr Nostra-fricken-damus All-knowing Manager Guy? Yeah.
I haven't been here in over a year, but the manager remembered exactly what I drink. Well, FINE, I know exactly where he works!
Indian people, hey? They're so good at (a) dancing when they're supposed to be acting, and (b) making delicious, delicious food. Delicious.
Is there a Facebook group I can join if I don't like the new version of Skype?
Surviving. http://yfrog.com/h0j2eayj
The airport information desk staff's hobby: making up the most complicated new directions for people asking where the nearest postbox is.
@megangodsell You spend too much time in the bath.
What we need is nothing. http://amzn.com/k/3Q1P85... #Kindle
4:48am - the groggy insomniac wonders to himself whether mosquitoes will play an increasingly important part in future software releases.
Viciously attacked by a lion once again - need to be more careful around this place http://yfrog.com/h2rd5uaj
Tuesday's nearly over. Here's something to get you to Thursday: http://is.gd/NQw4Ux (via @ads_infinitum)
My Kindle has a "read this ebook out loud in a computer generated voice" feature. I *really* want to get "A Brief History of Time" on it...
Supper by candlelight. #bachelor #notRomantic #lightbulbBlown #lazy #thisJokesRidesOnTheHashtags
@megangodsell This is probably more reliable than phoning you: hurry up, kitchen shuts at 9:30. Yours sincerely, the car in front of you.
Ooh, happy birthday, South African wine! We raise our glasses! http://is.gd/cVzfj0 (via @wizzyct)
dyled If Cape Town was a website, Plumstead would be its comments section. Best avoided, full of nutters.
@ingridsinclair I hear "kill the world if there's another, sing the sound sister"...