Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

May 2011

Is it sports? No. Is it political commentary? Nuh-uh. It's British comedy-slash-game-shows that get me screaming profanity at the screen.

via YoruFukurou

What a crap day in Cape Town. Good thing I'm sipping wine next to a roaring fire in a beautiful lodge at the top of the Cederberg Mountains.

via Twitter for iPhone

geekrebel I am LOVING @lessfuss - for R300 per month you get your own PA. Just email your gnarly tasks to GET IT DONE! www.lessfuss.co.za

via HootSuite (retweeted on 12:27 PM, May 27th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

pleasefindthis Sony: Life is already in 3D. http://i.imgur.com/x7i0M...

via HootSuite (retweeted on 8:15 PM, May 26th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

biorhythmist Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. Bartender says "I'm gonna need to see some id."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:12 PM, May 26th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

@wessven @avesse +1 for the Kindle - you can tell instapaper and google reader to send your articles to the Kindle automatically, too.

via YoruFukurou in reply to wessven

"If they want to take my Marmite off me they'll have to wrench it from my cold dead hands." http://bit.ly/iYraQ4

via web

My my, but it's imbriferous in Cape Town today.

via web

05212011 Judgment didn't occur on May 21, 2011 because many had prayed for it not to happen; & God granted it!. But Oct. 21, 211 may not be granted!

via web (retweeted on 10:31 AM, May 23rd, 2011 via web)

05212011 You are not out of the wood yet!; May 21, 2011 is only the first day of the total 153 days judgment period!; Oct. 21, 2011 is the real deal!

via web (retweeted on 10:24 AM, May 23rd, 2011 via web)

JBR20 I am sorry to the people i may have misled to believe that May21 was Jday but today is the day of salvation seek the Lord and read the bible

via web (retweeted on 10:24 AM, May 23rd, 2011 via web)

@joestump I've found myself reading much more since I got mine. (Buy it with the leather cover with the LED - feels more natural/booklike.)

via YoruFukurou in reply to joestump

@joestump 100% Yes. Even if only for the free 3G internet all over the world. Also, reading on a kindle is a pleasure, and easy on the eyes.

via YoruFukurou in reply to joestump

elmorse I'll make you a deal: if you're wrong on the Rapture, we get gay marriage.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 PM, May 19th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

@megangodsell Two up, by my count. Get thee to Home Affairs! They have shut down normal operations to take care of people like you and me.

via YoruFukurou in reply to megangodsell

Doing my bit to ensure I have the right to complain for the next four years... http://t.co/ZDWv4YG http://t.co/QRGkDPi http://t.co/59nOZ3Z

via Twitter for iPhone

Having lost my ID book, been to Home Affairs, and found my ID book, I am now ready to vote.

via Twitter for iPhone

@singe Just write "I am a retard who doesn't understand the point of municipal elections and doesn't deserve any civil rights" on the top.

via YoruFukurou in reply to singe

@hijinksensue You can try doing a diff on the folders: http://is.gd/60aJwg or http://is.gd/sPQAAL or "diff -qr F1 F2" on the commandline?

via YoruFukurou in reply to hijinksensue

It's probably time for some introspection when you shake your fist at the tail-lights of a car and scream "But I won the MORAL victory!"

via Twitter for iPhone

My mlkshk brings all my followers to my... No, I got nothing. Point is, I have invitations to http://mlkshk.com/ - if you want one, shout.

via YoruFukurou

I could almost hug the hobo wandering along my road whistling "Redemption Song" to himself. Only, ew, no.

via YoruFukurou

Hello again, Cape Town.

via YoruFukurou

Hour 11: Doha Airport floor almost comfy. May need to strangle small child. Fellow travellers faces set grim in resignation. Time stopped.

via Mobile Web

It bodes badly when a trip begins with putting on spray-on sun cream instead of deodorant.

via web

The trouble with eating roast scorpion off a street stall in Bangkok is that you're picking bits of claw out of your teeth for hours.

via Mobile Web

Every trip needs a leap from a ferry, a hair-raising taxi ride, and a mad rush through an airport, sliding in minutes before checkin closes.

via Mobile Web

Last night on the idyllic island of Phi Phi - back to Bangkok tomorrow, and thence home via the not-so-idyllic airport of Doha.

via web

Bidet to you, sir.

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Just finished a phenomenal spread of crab, squid, snapper and prawn. Turns out seafood in Thailand is just as good as Thai food in Thailand.

via web

Saved by a speedboat with a tow rope! Didn't even have to deal with polar bears or smoke monsters...

via Mobile Web

Day 8: stranded on a hong island while snorkelling, long tail boat broken. May raid neighbouring tourist party for supplies. Send help.

via Mobile Web