Is it sports? No. Is it political commentary? Nuh-uh. It's British comedy-slash-game-shows that get me screaming profanity at the screen.
What a crap day in Cape Town. Good thing I'm sipping wine next to a roaring fire in a beautiful lodge at the top of the Cederberg Mountains.
@SkyeGrove Yeah yeah, don't rub it in.
biorhythmist Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. Bartender says "I'm gonna need to see some id."
"If they want to take my Marmite off me they'll have to wrench it from my cold dead hands." http://bit.ly/iYraQ4
My my, but it's imbriferous in Cape Town today.
05212011 Judgment didn't occur on May 21, 2011 because many had prayed for it not to happen; & God granted it!. But Oct. 21, 211 may not be granted!
05212011 You are not out of the wood yet!; May 21, 2011 is only the first day of the total 153 days judgment period!; Oct. 21, 2011 is the real deal!
JBR20 I am sorry to the people i may have misled to believe that May21 was Jday but today is the day of salvation seek the Lord and read the bible
@joestump I've found myself reading much more since I got mine. (Buy it with the leather cover with the LED - feels more natural/booklike.)
@joestump 100% Yes. Even if only for the free 3G internet all over the world. Also, reading on a kindle is a pleasure, and easy on the eyes.
elmorse I'll make you a deal: if you're wrong on the Rapture, we get gay marriage.
@megangodsell Two up, by my count. Get thee to Home Affairs! They have shut down normal operations to take care of people like you and me.
Having lost my ID book, been to Home Affairs, and found my ID book, I am now ready to vote.
@singe Just write "I am a retard who doesn't understand the point of municipal elections and doesn't deserve any civil rights" on the top.
@paulgilowey ... It does... ?
It's probably time for some introspection when you shake your fist at the tail-lights of a car and scream "But I won the MORAL victory!"
My mlkshk brings all my followers to my... No, I got nothing. Point is, I have invitations to http://mlkshk.com/ - if you want one, shout.
I could almost hug the hobo wandering along my road whistling "Redemption Song" to himself. Only, ew, no.
Hello again, Cape Town.
Hour 11: Doha Airport floor almost comfy. May need to strangle small child. Fellow travellers faces set grim in resignation. Time stopped.
It bodes badly when a trip begins with putting on spray-on sun cream instead of deodorant.
The trouble with eating roast scorpion off a street stall in Bangkok is that you're picking bits of claw out of your teeth for hours.
Every trip needs a leap from a ferry, a hair-raising taxi ride, and a mad rush through an airport, sliding in minutes before checkin closes.
Last night on the idyllic island of Phi Phi - back to Bangkok tomorrow, and thence home via the not-so-idyllic airport of Doha.
Bidet to you, sir.
Just finished a phenomenal spread of crab, squid, snapper and prawn. Turns out seafood in Thailand is just as good as Thai food in Thailand.
Saved by a speedboat with a tow rope! Didn't even have to deal with polar bears or smoke monsters...
Day 8: stranded on a hong island while snorkelling, long tail boat broken. May raid neighbouring tourist party for supplies. Send help.