@gpreezy Paulie caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg, while it should have been a better shot and got him in the head.
TatsNkonzo Some Malema supporters have damaged a satellite van and media equipment. This is breaking news.
If my previous two updates lead you to think that I'm sitting reading Neal Stephenson in a bar on a Sunday night... Well, this is awkward.
Oh dear. According to the designer of this bar's playlist, Fatboy Slim is totally at home sandwiched between Wham and Tom Jones. Am I old?
Oh, Mr Stephenson. When you say "shedding lambent effulgence", do you mean, perchance, "glowing" or "shining"?
@k4y the ack plugin or nerdtree are both awesome vim plugins. Unfortunately I instinctively default to a terminal tab instead of using them.
@marcog the post-writing-code bit: running code! Deployments, provisioning, configuration management, scalability/reliability issues.
It's updates like these that really annoy everyone receiving them, isn't it? http://t.co/HCU70vB
@avesse You're doing it wrong.
@QuizNiteCT I *wish* they chopped off the penises of convicted racists. But I'm guessing you actually meant rapists?
(how to infuriate OCD people
@ingridsinclair Ah, right, you're lazy, not incompetent :P
Wow, "boutique" and "ado" have the same root-word etymology. Except I think I'm the only person actually excited by that.
Bachelorhood: trying to work out if your laundry bag is full of dirty clothes, or just clean ones you haven't unpacked from the last batch.
Hrm. Visiting the dentist isn't as fun as I remember.
@natfriedman May I? email@example.com ?
Helicopter crash at UCT. Facebook and twitter users rush to the scene; news reporters rush to Facebook and twitter... http://n24.cm/qEFlYb