Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

September 2011

@becsplanb Except the Austral doesn't show on my Twitter client. I'm assuming because Argentina's economy collapsed.

via YoruFukurou in reply to becsplanb

@becsplanb R€฿€¢¢₳ D₳vi$? (Rand, Euro, Thai Baht, Euro, Cent, Cent, Argentinian Austral, etc)

via web in reply to becsplanb

FalseBayShark Does anyone ever get that funny feeling that someone is watching you? #FF @SharkSpotters

via web (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Sep 30th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

FalseBayShark da dum, da dum, dadum dadum dadum dadum dadumdadumdadumtututuuuudadumdadumdadum

via web (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Sep 29th, 2011 via web)

@toast38coza Actually, Apple's HCI guidelines prohibit that.

via YoruFukurou in reply to toast38coza

clarkekant It would be ironic if someone killed Sean Penn with a sword.

via Tweetbot for iPhone (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Sep 28th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

ads_infinitum Thanks, Cape Town. With no power comes no responsibility.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Sep 28th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

That's a funny shaped cloud out in the direction of Koeberg.

via YoruFukurou

945Kfm Latest on power outage: city of ct says it is eskom-related. most of western cape impacted. Listen to @ewnupdates at 12pm for more

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Sep 28th, 2011 via web)

DarrenRavens Sorry about the power failure CPT. My toaster is a bit old (used to belong to Granny) and seems to have tripped a few circuits. My bad...

via web (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Sep 28th, 2011 via web)

You know it's the Future when Cape Town loses power, and everybody immediately hits the twitters and the face books about it.

via YoruFukurou

You know it's Monday when you have to explain your jokes to all the nitpickers on Twitter and Facebook.

via YoruFukurou

You know it's Monday when you're halfway through a shower and you can't remember whether you washed your hair yet.

via Twitter for iPhone

@QuizNiteCT Easy one: President of the United States of America - one of the four who have been assassinated.

via YoruFukurou in reply to QuizNiteCT

nuknad #chef ~ play-dough, easy to create what your mind conceives. #puppet ~ a brick, solid foundations, but needs planning and attention.

via web (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Sep 26th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

@dadaoist In India, South Africa, Hong Kong and, of course, the UK, it's conventional to use imperial shit-tons, but both are acceptable.

via Twitter for iPad in reply to dadaoist

@megangodsell I would be put out too. Why would you make him do that?

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@van_berger The ones that you only have to take once a week give you funky dreams. Not sure whether that's a favourable side effect or not.

via YoruFukurou in reply to van_berger

@NoxvilleZA Having troubles with the concept of "south" there?

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I don't think you get to say "hello stranger" in any sense other than the purely literal, given we've met twice and I can't recall your name

via Twitter for iPhone

These mosquitoes have a pool to see which one can make me slap myself hardest. So far, the only loser is me.

via Twitter for iPad

@m_lungu It's not. Puns are the best. I said JUST assonance replacements. Simply spewing rhymes-with-eye words cheapens the whole exercise.

via YoruFukurou in reply to m_lungu

inthefade There are more people tweeting about people tweeting about Facebook changes than people tweeting about Facebook changes.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Sep 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

nicedream People who want to make a difference: Please work faster and harder.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Sep 20th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

ryanqnorth Does anyone else's phone ever have this weird bug where the internet's really boring and then you get sad

via Echofon (retweeted on 5:24 PM, Sep 19th, 2011 via YoruFukurou)

@Kerry_Gordon HAH! Brilliant, Miss Marple! (And yarboosucks to all those "they're at the bakery" types.)

via YoruFukurou in reply to Kerry_Gordon

alias colourdiff=colordiff

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Nifty dropbox-like app to automatically sync your flickr/facebook/googledocs/etc data with your desktop: http://t.co/BHX3PQ1 Way cool!

via YoruFukurou

markleggett Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Sep 13th, 2011 via web)

@chrischameleon Turtle doves remind me of Duv Mafia. Less monkey business, let's get to the point.

via YoruFukurou in reply to chrischameleon

@kerry_anne (Well done on the Star Trek reference, anyway.)

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@kerry_anne The correct collective noun is "a saunter of Storm Troopers"

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@qikipedia Why are there shadows being cast to the left by the apparently "poking inwards" bits, at 19 seconds in on that video?

via YoruFukurou in reply to qikipedia

@SciHackCPT @michael_w_wolf @carolune @sciencehackday Ohi. What's the status of the SciHack in CT? I can bring CLUG and GeekDinner people.

via web in reply to SciHackCPT

Read the second paragraph of "Songwriting and recording process": http://t.co/IQ2R8OX

via YoruFukurou

More Freddie Mercury: released six weeks before he died: http://t.co/TlvdSaC

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Happy Birthday, Freddie Mercury. http://t.co/62DY17x

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This Judicial Service Commission interview is a lot more entertaining if you read "DJ" instead of "CJ". ("God wants me to be a DJ") #JSC

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