@becsplanb Except the Austral doesn't show on my Twitter client. I'm assuming because Argentina's economy collapsed.
@becsplanb R€฿€¢¢₳ D₳vi$? (Rand, Euro, Thai Baht, Euro, Cent, Cent, Argentinian Austral, etc)
FalseBayShark da dum, da dum, dadum dadum dadum dadum dadumdadumdadumtututuuuudadumdadumdadum
@toast38coza Actually, Apple's HCI guidelines prohibit that.
clarkekant It would be ironic if someone killed Sean Penn with a sword.
ads_infinitum Thanks, Cape Town. With no power comes no responsibility.
That's a funny shaped cloud out in the direction of Koeberg.
DarrenRavens Sorry about the power failure CPT. My toaster is a bit old (used to belong to Granny) and seems to have tripped a few circuits. My bad...
You know it's the Future when Cape Town loses power, and everybody immediately hits the twitters and the face books about it.
@BlueLanugo Boston - More Than A Feeling
You know it's Monday when you have to explain your jokes to all the nitpickers on Twitter and Facebook.
You know it's Monday when you're halfway through a shower and you can't remember whether you washed your hair yet.
@QuizNiteCT Easy one: President of the United States of America - one of the four who have been assassinated.
@dadaoist In India, South Africa, Hong Kong and, of course, the UK, it's conventional to use imperial shit-tons, but both are acceptable.
@megangodsell I would be put out too. Why would you make him do that?
@van_berger The ones that you only have to take once a week give you funky dreams. Not sure whether that's a favourable side effect or not.
@NoxvilleZA Having troubles with the concept of "south" there?
I don't think you get to say "hello stranger" in any sense other than the purely literal, given we've met twice and I can't recall your name
These mosquitoes have a pool to see which one can make me slap myself hardest. So far, the only loser is me.
@m_lungu It's not. Puns are the best. I said JUST assonance replacements. Simply spewing rhymes-with-eye words cheapens the whole exercise.
@m_lungu I'm guessing #grammaticalBraaiMoviesThatActuallyMakeSenseAndAreNotJustAssonanceReplacements was too long?
inthefade There are more people tweeting about people tweeting about Facebook changes than people tweeting about Facebook changes.
nicedream People who want to make a difference: Please work faster and harder.
ryanqnorth Does anyone else's phone ever have this weird bug where the internet's really boring and then you get sad
@Kerry_Gordon HAH! Brilliant, Miss Marple! (And yarboosucks to all those "they're at the bakery" types.)
Nifty dropbox-like app to automatically sync your flickr/facebook/googledocs/etc data with your desktop: http://t.co/BHX3PQ1 Way cool!
markleggett Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?
@chrischameleon Turtle doves remind me of Duv Mafia. Less monkey business, let's get to the point.
@kerry_anne (Well done on the Star Trek reference, anyway.)
@kerry_anne The correct collective noun is "a saunter of Storm Troopers"
@qikipedia Why are there shadows being cast to the left by the apparently "poking inwards" bits, at 19 seconds in on that video?
Read the second paragraph of "Songwriting and recording process": http://t.co/IQ2R8OX
More Freddie Mercury: released six weeks before he died: http://t.co/TlvdSaC
Happy Birthday, Freddie Mercury. http://t.co/62DY17x
This Judicial Service Commission interview is a lot more entertaining if you read "DJ" instead of "CJ". ("God wants me to be a DJ") #JSC