I see your full Christmas repertoire is in play, with everything from "Winter Wonderland" to... um, "Like The Deserts Miss The Rain"...?
@nrgza Man, you even had macaroons. You thought of *everything*.
@nrgza Jesus. Can I have that?
I'm guessing that the guy that just answered after forty or so rings to tell me that everyone had gone home at 10am must be the janitor?
That's the fifteenth rendition of "Little Drummer Boy" I've heard being played in the tenth shop in a row-pa-po-po.
Well, that is just the worst wrapped present in the world.
Getting all my Christmas shopping done from my couch with @lessfuss.
@hijinksensue It *is* good. Thank you. (And I am sorry for any comments that escape my filter.)
@hijinksensue Do you step back before each reply? Because seriously (and I also try to try hard) my within-two-minutes reactions are *mean*.
@adtothebone wine, cinnamon sticks, cloves, optional honey/syrup/brown sugar, apple/raisins/currants, heat, stir, don't boil, drink
Taking the middle urinal? Not cool, dude.
@QuizNiteCT Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dubstep-free since 9:03.
@bobwakfer Your father is entitled to his opinions. However, your father's opinions are WRONG.
My cleaning lady keeps putting the toilet paper in hanging UNDER, not over. I think she's trying to kill me.
@warwickp Single-track! I've never enjoyed having to choose between speakers. You'll get to see all the talks from all the speakers.
I think it's a good world where the youtube video for Chopin's Nocturne Op 9 No 2 has nearly 7 million views.
Guys, wasabi and avocado may look the same on the sushi plate, but they really are not.