Currently googling: "How to eat a hand roll" with special interest in the 3rd entry: "How to eat sushi without being laughed at by the chef"
@darb If everybody gets treated as special, then nobody is special. Maybe you should read up on the definition of "special"?
@capetown_rb it's a common mistake :)
Did you know that it's possible to learn both that you need a drink, and that you can DM yourself on twitter, at exactly the same instant?
Last mindboggling tweet from http://t.co/H087hg2f
"She was offered the chance to direct This is Spinal Tap, but turned it down, thinking it wasn't possible to make fun of heavy metal."
@holman And ain't it the most beautiful sight when it's not rushing up towards you and gaining speed at 32 feet/s/s?
@singe And I just replied to that, but I think it got eaten by your blosxom?
@imsickofmaps Yes, absolutely they do. But not if it means having to deal with that sort of person.
@imsickofmaps Well, yes, why would we want to engage people that do nothing but talk about how "we" need to do stuff?
WhatTheFFacts The sentence "I never said she stole my money" has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
@Jaco_van_Wyk And are you going to waste it like you wasted that one?
@heavychef Your last seven tweets are slightly ambiguous. Who, exactly, is speaking at the next HeavyChef, so we can be sure?
@__leroux it's just a meetup for beer and conversation (like yours) - why not do the nodejs thing there at codebridge?
"Have you lived here your entire life?" "... well, no, not yet!"
I hate it when a form says "permanent residential address". I'm allowed to move later, right? What if my flat burns down?!
@pharkmillups and I'd organize an entire one-track developer-focused event to get awesome people like you guys out here again
@kelkulus Any sentence can be improved if you add "all over my face!" to the end of it, all over my face!
Pretty sure the guy at the next table with earphones in doesn't realize the sound is coming out of his laptop speakers. Cool tune, though.
[✓] Pick up laundry. And that's Saturday, folks - we'll call it a wrap. See you tomorrow!
Yeah, I'm the guy working on python at the ruby conference.
@FreshCode Sounds about right!
Sven Fuchs's glorious, glorious mustache makes his very impassioned open source advocacy that much more compelling. #rubyfuza
To the baby at the next table who won't stop screaming, and just cries and cries its heart out: I get you, man. Feel the same way sometimes.