Giants vs Padres, AT&T Baseball Park. American traditions are unintelligible.
@zefrank You mean "Bear having the best time on a trampoline at its fourth birthday party (sponsored by the U.S. National Park Service)" ?
darb I know how you joburgers can really give SANRAL the finger: use public transport and car pool. That will teach those dicks.
@atmos Three weeks (May 12) - I'd be super keen for a beer or four if you're free.
I survived the cold in San Francisco yesterday, but not the torrent of "you're wearing shorts!" comments.
@simondlr Having breakfast! Didn't I make that clear? ;-)
Breakfast at Facebook HQ - slightly better than lunch was at Google HQ (@ Facebook HQ w/ 7 others) http://t.co/orfWQtTM
At Facebook headquarters - "The Hacker Company" @ Facebook HQ (Menlo Park) http://t.co/8jVMFJk5
New startup idea: installing hot and cold water taps in showers in the Bay Area. You're welcome.
Finally (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ 82 others) http://t.co/HKPv6v7Q
I'm at Heathrow. Where is Gate TBA?
Happy Independence Day, Zimbabwe @ Zimbabwe House http://t.co/8daMR0Xb
Google Lunch (@ Google UK w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/9X3sBquW
Don't go to Tamworth http://t.co/kNeDJp2K
I appear to have arrived in California almost a week early? http://t.co/2bpI1mq9
And before you ask, yes, she is polish. (And sweep, and vacuum. And even make the bed!)
My sister's cleaning lady is a white girl called Camilla. MY RACIAL STEREOTYPES ARE BEING CHALLENGED, GUYS.
True Fact: the real motivation behind British colonialism was their desire to get away from the awful plumbing on this island.
Wow, York. You are really beautiful. http://t.co/xLPyQtIM
True Fact: they won't stamp your passport unless you've been to at least one British pub called "The Red Lion".
@warwickp Actually, I sent that from outside, after fully enjoying the painting in quiet contemplation. Present tense was poetic license.
Guys GUYS! Guys! I'm actually looking at actual "Sunflowers" by actual Vincent van Gogh! Omg you guys!
And three minutes later, here they are, putting it out. Well done, London. http://t.co/kHxwTbn7
Calling 999 to report rubbish bins that are on fire is a normal tourist thing to do while in London, right?
The London Borough Market vendors really make you value the amount of time they put into coming up with the puns in their stall names.
@ripienaar This *is* me telling you!
The Golden Hind http://t.co/o0E0k1yT
Oh, Britain. http://t.co/Z4iwBuyV
@pierre_nel jammer, on it now
Two hour stop over in Amsterdam. Find me a windmill or something. (@ Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) w/ 56 others) http://t.co/Tnk53yrB
Why don't they just put a Bloody Mary in your hand as you walk through passport control? Honestly.
@KateWilsonZA Alas, not. Neeeext next Saturday only.
Cellular technology really ruined rhyming "phone" with "not at home" for song-writers.
HOW TO PACK:
1. Empty clean laundry onto floor
2. Pour glass of wine
3. Read about Facebook buying Instagram
4. Tweet about packing
Remember last time I was packing to go to San Francisco and you all recommended I make a list? Yeah, I should have done that.
poikat9 100-teabag box; 3 foil packs inside. How do they divide them up? Or are they LYING?
From the responses, seems South Africa's national debt could be wiped if all the spare Oyster cards in Cape Town were sent back for cash.
Does anybody in Cape Town have an Oyster Card to lend me? I have ten days of tubing around London coming up in a week's time...