@marijep What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.
FYI: Cool Runnings is still one of the best, most fun movies that you thought was just a source of good quotes. Back to the nineties, man!
Hacker News + curation + newsletter + 100 issues + 10000 subscribers + giveaways = Hacker Newsletter² Celebration -- http://t.co/uFlgn5aL
@ndorfin The same reason you buy bread instead of buying flour and yeast. Unless you're an expert or playing, let somebody else do the work.
@ndorfin The rule is "if you ever start to type ./configure, stop. You're doing it wrong."
It's the WORST thing in the WORLD when the good bit of "Knights of Cydonia" kicks in just as you arrive at work and have to park.
My friends on foursquare have a certain predictability to them. http://t.co/sFqZhjkM
Oh my word did you guys know about harissa guys?
@KateWilsonZA And the bottle stores shut in 35 minutes. Not sure what to do :(
Please could somebody bring me some more tea and my power supply? And, erm... go to the bathroom for me?
How To Spend A Wintry Afternoon http://t.co/o0R9ZCeb
It's the universe saying "you have reached 1000 followers, but don't forget that everybody on twitter is a douchebag".
My one-thousandth follower has "location based mobile social tech viral micro marketing services" in his bio. Not making this up.
"Mark Zuckerberg listed a company on NASDAQ. - with Chris Cox and 4 others.
6 minutes ago." https://t.co/32M4h9D8
@yestinj Gardens and Vredehoek are beautiful, close to everything, convenient, and safe!
@GideonLeGrange Ruthless Efficiency!
Inbox Thirty Three! \o/
@GideonFCarstens Okay, then I was right the first time: you seem to have missed the entire point.
@GideonFCarstens You appear to have missed the entire point of that article. Or you didn't read it.
andrew_flower Noon Gun: "IT'S F@#$ING NOON EVERYBODY"
Just Cape Town's way of saying "welcome home" http://t.co/4PwL16VC
The best thing about jet lag is getting to see the sun rise over Cape Town.
I remain invisible to the motion detectors in airport bathroom basins.
Folding your clothes is for *outward* trips.
You overhear the darnedest things on the streets of San Francisco. "I'm disengaging now. This is like that time you asked me to marry you."