Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

May 2012

@marijep What's blue and doesn't fit?







A dead epileptic.

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FYI: Cool Runnings is still one of the best, most fun movies that you thought was just a source of good quotes. Back to the nineties, man!

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Hacker News + curation + newsletter + 100 issues + 10000 subscribers + giveaways = Hacker Newsletter² Celebration -- http://t.co/uFlgn5aL

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@ndorfin The same reason you buy bread instead of buying flour and yeast. Unless you're an expert or playing, let somebody else do the work.

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@ndorfin The rule is "if you ever start to type ./configure, stop. You're doing it wrong."

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It's the WORST thing in the WORLD when the good bit of "Knights of Cydonia" kicks in just as you arrive at work and have to park.

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My friends on foursquare have a certain predictability to them. http://t.co/sFqZhjkM

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Oh my word did you guys know about harissa guys?

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@MelAttree @KateWilsonWH You two think I'm new round here? I meant "how do I walk 2 minutes to the store but still get to stay in my duvet".

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@KateWilsonZA And the bottle stores shut in 35 minutes. Not sure what to do :(

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Please could somebody bring me some more tea and my power supply? And, erm... go to the bathroom for me?

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How To Spend A Wintry Afternoon http://t.co/o0R9ZCeb

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It's the universe saying "you have reached 1000 followers, but don't forget that everybody on twitter is a douchebag".

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My one-thousandth follower has "location based mobile social tech viral micro marketing services" in his bio. Not making this up.

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"Mark Zuckerberg listed a company on NASDAQ. - with Chris Cox and 4 others.
6 minutes ago." https://t.co/32M4h9D8

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@yestinj Gardens and Vredehoek are beautiful, close to everything, convenient, and safe!

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Inbox Thirty Three! \o/

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@GideonFCarstens Okay, then I was right the first time: you seem to have missed the entire point.

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@GideonFCarstens You appear to have missed the entire point of that article. Or you didn't read it.

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andrew_flower Noon Gun: "IT'S F@#$ING NOON EVERYBODY"

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@stucorbishley @RianVDM "I have nothing to say so I will just lol" - @stucorbishley, 2012

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Just Cape Town's way of saying "welcome home" http://t.co/4PwL16VC

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The best thing about jet lag is getting to see the sun rise over Cape Town.

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I remain invisible to the motion detectors in airport bathroom basins.

via Twitter for iPhone

Folding your clothes is for *outward* trips.

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You overhear the darnedest things on the streets of San Francisco. "I'm disengaging now. This is like that time you asked me to marry you."

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