Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

June 2012

Trevor Manuel is sitting at the table next to us. I feel like walking up and fist-bumping him and saying "I totally pay my taxes!"

via Twitter for iPhone

It's difficult for me to express myself properly without an animated gif, that's all.

via YoruFukurou

It's difficult for me to properly express myself without an animated gif, that's all.

via YoruFukurou

IamEnidColeslaw #WhatMostWomenWant giant cyborg arms

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Jun 27th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

So, @github chose the element to name their $650 plan based on their long-standing fascination with the capital of Sweden. RIGHT, @holman ?

via YoruFukurou

Very nervous about messing with the empty milk-carton collection in the fridge at work. Somebody has put effort into that thing.

via YoruFukurou

@robertfall Do you know about http://t.co/eL82cS5O ? It semi-clashes with the iOS meetup, and seems like it'd be good for iOS meetuperers?

via YoruFukurou in reply to robertfall

@holman Happy (3**3)'th birthday to the (3**2)'th GitHubber - have a blast.

via web in reply to holman

@RianVDM @alexmaughan @ixhd That would be "on the bogs". The best time for reading, and playing Words With Friends.

via YoruFukurou in reply to RianVDM

What? It's medicinal.

via YoruFukurou

@smn +1 for @ndorfin - I can provide glowing references on work ethic, teamplayerness, and breadth, as well as on his actual skill.

via YoruFukurou in reply to smn

@milesward Maybe "little girl's blanket fort" is more accurate.

via YoruFukurou in reply to milesward

@milesward This one is to hide in while I recover from flu, so anything above a slight murmur will be more than I can bear.

via YoruFukurou in reply to milesward

@danpaulson Imma put my head under my duvet and eat spinach salad

via YoruFukurou in reply to danpaulson

Building a man-cave.

via YoruFukurou

So, if you're waiting in the Computicket virtual ticket queue, just hit http://t.co/1oyeGOcP to jump straight to the front. Hat tip to @za5.

via YoruFukurou

You searched for "squirrel". Related searches: "squirrels with guns".

via YoruFukurou

michaeljoseph Among our weaponry are such diverse elements as: https://t.co/I9LxgbWq

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Jun 18th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

Inquisition: @GitHub organization user stats, with rankings and pull requests! Demo: http://t.co/qjbmQC4e Source: https://t.co/XnhVfisW

via YoruFukurou

Receive calendar invitation from HR to indicate the day I'm on leave. Now what? Do I click accept? I'm *not* going to be there! Argh! #OCD

via YoruFukurou

Try explain to a curious waitress what the Octocat sticker on your laptop/phone means. "It's a company... called @github... it's... stuff."

via YoruFukurou

@smn If you can find a Grolsch lover, those bottles make excellent re-sealable containers?

via YoruFukurou in reply to smn

@paulgilowey If you love them, let them go. If they come back to you, they are yours. If they don't, they never were.

via YoruFukurou in reply to paulgilowey

Heyooooo. I'm going to Bulgaria. (And Serbia and Croatia and Italy and Sicily and Greece.) http://t.co/NTB5hvoG

via Tweet Button

pierre_nel "New maps icon is pretty but will kill you" http://t.co/7t0rvsKG

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Jun 14th, 2012 via Favstar.FM)

@pipeweed I cannot find him in GMBC 1 or 2 - I've skimmed through both entire films in ten second intervals. Urban legend?

via YoruFukurou in reply to pipeweed

The movie "Home Alone" was released almost 22 years ago.

via YoruFukurou

DIY_Beer Goodies just arrived from @BeerLabSA Thanks for the awesome and speedy service! http://t.co/Du3tIOPJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Jun 8th, 2012 via web)

AlanAlston Oh good. I've been wondering for years what my LinkedIn password is.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Jun 6th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

Brilliant 20 minute watch: Everything is broken - Seth Godin - https://t.co/MMFnH0nw

via YoruFukurou

@peterpza Really awesome app. What that reddit guy said. Totally worth 99c.

via YoruFukurou in reply to peterpza