Auspices boding a good day ahead: toast pops up at precisely the instant the kettle boils.
Taste-testing your milk's age: The Most Dangerous Game.
guy_with_camera the trouble with being punctual in cape town is that there's often nobody there to appreciate it.
brb getting a cat.
@dbrady Directory listing: echo * ;;
cat: while read f; do echo $f; done < file ;;
Process list: /proc/*/cmdline ;;
and on and on...
@darb That sounds like the only reason to drink them so far.
Moltz DON’T DO IT, FELIX.
wilw Flight Control needs more mohawk.
Ah, the fist bump, for when you really don't want to shake a beggar's hand.
@steve_edwards52 That worked! Thank you, and welcome to twitter!
WstonesOxfordSt The real winner of the Nobel Prize for literature is easy spoonerisms.
littleidea 'he was the Dunning to my Kruger'
how2karma: google bug, find stackoverflow match with no answers, find and fix bug, submit github pull request, post answer on stackoverflow.
@darb You might need to take it up with Robert Zemeckis.