Jonathan Hitchcock (@vhata)

Cape Town, South Africa

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @vhata ever

September 2013

Vancouver right now: Twelfth Night, Act 5, Scene 1, line 386

via iOS

Good morning, Vancouver.

via Twitter for iPad

Poor Telkom callcenter drone. "Okay, I'm going to cancel the line, when are you leaving?" "About 4pm." "... TODAY?"

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"If you wish to upgrade your Telkom line, press 3. If you wish to cancel, press 4 so we can put you on hold FOREVER."

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Presenting: the entirety of all Jonathan's worldly possessions. pic.twitter.com/03XeZMdGj2

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It's good to know that you can always go to YouTube and search for "here hold my beer and watch this".

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@freddienew I picked a ten hour stopover in London on purpose!

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Okay, so, official announcement: at the end of this month I leave Cape Town for Vancouver, to go work for Facebook as a Production Engineer.

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@ads_infinitum @texburgher The rationale for subsidizing healthy lifestyles is obvious - you pay out less (and gyms give you kickbacks).

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@ads_infinitum @texburgher So we have "medical aid" which is just a scheme TOTES NOT INSURANCE GUYS, if you pay them, they'll pay you back.

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@ads_infinitum @texburgher I think "health insurance" is unconstitutional in South Africa (poor people -> poorer health -> higher premiums)?

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